Parry Trotter and the Unauthorized Parody is a parody of Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone.
Parry Trotter is an unpriveleged boy who lives with his aunt, uncle, and cousin, if you call being shoved into a peanut closet in the basement living. On his cousin's birthday, he goes to the zoo, and he causes his cousin to fall into the snake exhibit, He is then taken off to a land of magic and whimsy by a half-giant. After a seemingly-endless montage, Parry steals a wand from Oleander's wand shop, and hops on a train to Pigpimples School of Magic and Whimsy. While on the train, he meets Juan Sneezley, a ginger kid who loves snacks. Together, Parry and Juan discover a man named Nicolas Flamerd, who created the secret for everlasting life.
Chris Frank as Newscaster, Doubledork, Magrid, Uncle Morton Dirty, Rocky Rhode, Professor Binns, Professor Snapple, Bully #1, Student #1, Narrator, Security Guard, Professor Quarrel, James Henry Trotter, Documentary Narrator
Teddy Jeannette as Justin Flinch-Fletchey
Terry Terhune as Student #2
Justin Creighan as Jimmy Dean
Chris Bice as Student #3
Evan Vissat as Nicolas Flamerd
David Tennant as Nicolas Flamerd (old)
Various people as themselves